http://mondomagazine.net We're not geeks! Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:39:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://mondomagazine.net/2008/speed-dating-everything-in-fast-forward/ http://mondomagazine.net/2008/speed-dating-everything-in-fast-forward/#comments Tue, 13 May 2008 05:00:44 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=1050 Living in the Awkward Age By Sarah Redbird In a city of three million people, it's not hard to find yourself alone. Dating, for some, is code for expectations waiting to be dashed — the pregnant pause adjacent to disappointment. The desire/need/compulsion to meet someone compatible, someone to occupy the other armchair in your notions of the future, can drive you to both fascinating and horrifying situations. Namely, speed dating [...]]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2008/speed-dating-everything-in-fast-forward/feed/ 1 http://mondomagazine.net/2008/dr-smoothmoves-prescribes-self-medicating/ http://mondomagazine.net/2008/dr-smoothmoves-prescribes-self-medicating/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:00:16 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=501 MONDO's resident Dr. Feelgood feels bad I've always prided myself in being a professional man and doctor of funkology. So, why then have I been slacking off on these entries? Well, because I need my own help. You may have read my last columns where I laid out how I'm not getting laid out.]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2008/dr-smoothmoves-prescribes-self-medicating/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2008/mzgoldie-going-all-the-way/ http://mondomagazine.net/2008/mzgoldie-going-all-the-way/#comments Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:00:59 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=409 Anything PG can do, R can do better. Dear Goldie: I slept with this guy I hooked up with on the Internet about six months ago. We haven't slept together since, but we continue to talk online and we have a lot of explicit conversations. I keep telling him that I would love to hook up again, but he is claiming that he doesn't want to have sex with anyone, because he is really messed up about women right now and doesn't want to ‘get involved'. He does say he will let me give him a blowjob, and will do some things to me, but not much. I am going through a huge dry spell, and wouldn't mind the action, but is this worth it if there is no sex? Is it worth trying to coax him into having sex with me? [...]]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2008/mzgoldie-going-all-the-way/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-to-facial-or-not-to-facial/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-to-facial-or-not-to-facial/#comments Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:46:51 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=267 Mz. Goldie tackles the question on every woman's mind, and in every man's fantasy books.

It's cold honies, and I've been keeping warm with a hot little number I met when he served me some hot chocolate, and then I served him a hot bj in the bathroom (who says making minimum wage isn't a good life?). I hope you all have found a sweet one, or two or three to survive the long winter with; if not, get on it, all the good ones will be gone by 12:03 on New Years! Now, on to the question.]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-to-facial-or-not-to-facial/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves/#comments Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:28:19 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=287 Prescribing: staying out of my way. Did you read my last column? Because if you didn't read that yet, turn back because I'm not going over it again. Yeah, problem's still here. Don't give me that face. I don't want your pity. I want your help [...]]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-the-rule/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-the-rule/#comments Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:53:42 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=269 Presenting the Mistress Rules All right babies, this week is going to be written a bit differently; there will not be any questions answered, but instead I'm going to have a little chat about a subject that has been bothering me for some time now.]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-the-rule/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-tricks-and-treats-come-a-bit-late-this-year/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-tricks-and-treats-come-a-bit-late-this-year/#comments Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:56:16 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=270 Goldie braves the subject of bi-curious friend action. Dear Mz. Richard: I have a sexy problem. I have recently discovered a bi-curious nature within me, and I feel the need to explore it more. Now, the problem arises in that it is really only directed at one woman in particular, who is one of my best friends. I really want to make out with her, but I don't know how she would react.]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-tricks-and-treats-come-a-bit-late-this-year/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves-2/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves-2/#comments Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:32:46 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=289 Prescribing: What the Fuck? You might have noticed another four-week gap between this column and the last one, loyal reader. And just after I promised it wasn't going to happen. I'm sorry. But I couldn't do it. I don't know what came over me — no, not like that. I'm aware of how that works. Readers, Undergraduate Smoothmoves can't get his thesis up. It's like I'm a wind sock down there, a sad flag, a big floppy non-boner. I don't know what to do. I've been giving advice so long that I have no idea how to take it — again, not like that. I'm aware of how that works. So what the hell, word viewer? This doesn't happen to me. It just doesn't happen. I'm an all-star in post season — but I've never had an off season. I — I can't talk about this anymore. Let's get to a question [...]]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves-2/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-you-cant-cut-her-hair-you-cant-shut-her-up/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-you-cant-cut-her-hair-you-cant-shut-her-up/#comments Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:58:59 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=271 Mz. Goldie tells the men to stick it on certain issues.Dear Goldie: My guy keeps bugging me to remove the hair on my box. He says he prefers the clean look; he especially loves it when it is totally bare. I'm just not into it, I'm an all-natural type of girl, and frankly, having no hair down there makes me feel like I'm a 12 year old [...]]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-you-cant-cut-her-hair-you-cant-shut-her-up/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-getting-to-know-you-getting-to-know-me-getting-to-know-all-about-you/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-getting-to-know-you-getting-to-know-me-getting-to-know-all-about-you/#comments Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:01:27 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=273 Mz. Goldie takes us into the world of self-love. Dear Mz. Goldie Richard: I am a 27 year old woman, and in my years I have had a good collection of lovers, including two serious boyfriends, lasting for longer than a year each. However, I have never had an orgasm, never. I have come close, but haven't ever gotten there.]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-getting-to-know-you-getting-to-know-me-getting-to-know-all-about-you/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves-prescribes-popular-music/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves-prescribes-popular-music/#comments Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:58:02 +0000 admin http://mondomagazine.net/?p=18 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/dr-smoothmoves-prescribes-popular-music/feed/ 0 http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-starting-fresh/ http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-starting-fresh/#comments Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:04:00 +0000 lifestyle http://mondomagazine.net/?p=274 Mz. Goldie Takes us into Fall Hello my darlings! Well, it's happened: the colors are changing, the leaves are falling, you need to cover up a bit more, and the streets are filled with the sweet scent of virgins and sweaty frat boys. Ah fall, how we have missed you! Speaking of change, our first letter comes from a man who wants to spice it up like Thanksgiving pumpkin pie! [...]]]> http://mondomagazine.net/2007/mz-goldie-richard-starting-fresh/feed/ 0