Paul Lacey knows very little about comics, but he’s always willing to learn. Between tutoring sessions with MONDOComics’ Tom Kerr and scouring the back issue bins for Runaways issues, Paul has made time to be shown pictures of two comic book characters and he will decide who would win in a fight. His answer may not be the popular one — or for the right reason — but hey, it’s Paul’s call.
This month’s matchup, Darkseid Vs. Molly Hayes (from Runaways).
Paul says: now look, I know very little about comic books. Still, generally speaking, I can tell the difference between Superman and Mr. Fantastic (in that Mr. Fantastic is the one that sucks ass). What I do know is this: Molly Hayes once punched Wolverine through the front door of a church and where I come from that automatically makes her fucking awesome. From what I understand, Darkseid appears to be Magneto but with a rock for a face. If you can punch Wolverine through the door (which, by the way, automatically makes you fucking awesome), then you can sure as hell punch a Magneto/Thing crossover wannabe and make his face explode into pebbles. Look at this guy. Is that a skirt?! Back into obscurity with you Darkseid — Princess Powerful for the win.