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Mz.Goldie: Going all the way.

Posted by lifestyle On January - 22 - 2008

Anything PG can do, R can do better.

Dear Goldie:

I slept with this guy I hooked up with on the Internet about six months ago. We haven’t slept together since, but we continue to talk online and we have a lot of explicit conversations. I keep telling him that I would love to hook up again, but he is claiming that he doesn’t want to have sex with anyone, because he is really messed up about women right now and doesn’t want to ‘get involved’. He does say he will let me give him a blowjob, and will do some things to me, but not much. I am going through a huge dry spell, and wouldn’t mind the action, but is this worth it if there is no sex? Is it worth trying to coax him into having sex with me?

Hot for Cock

Dear HC:

Well, I can’t really answer that question for you… You say that you are desperate for some action, but you have to ask yourself, will having pg-type encounters leave you more horny and unsatisfied? You have to give the guy credit here, he is being honest and respectable, so I think you should give him the same treatment; trying to force him or trick him into sleeping with you is a bit desperate. There is a man, or many men out there would be happy to give you a good rocking in the sack. If this is some plan to eventually date this man, steer clear, it sounds like he knows what he wants, or doesn’t want, as the case may be. Do not try to date him. It seems like you need a bit more than he is willing to give, so go out and get it from someone else. If you insist on hooking up with him, there is always the option of involving a large dildo in the action that might get you by until the real thing comes along. Keep searching though, he’s out there, and soon will be in you.

Until next time, muffins, don’t give up on your dreams, there is someone who will whip you with a meter stick while pulling your hair and calling you Nancy. Tah!

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