Paul Lacey knows very little about comics, but he’s always willing to learn. Between tutoring sessions with MONDOcomics’ Tom Kerr and scouring the back issue bins for Runaways issues Paul has made time to be shown pictures of two comic book characters and he will decide who would win in a fight. His answer may not be the popular one — or for the right reason — but hey, it’s Paul’s call.
This month’s matchup: Killer Croc Vs. Mr. Fantastic
Paul says: Mr. Fantastic looks like a fucking dolt every panel that he’s stretching his neck out for no goddamn reason. He’s also stupid smart. Sure, he’d probably beat that crocodile-Hulk crossover, but he’d do it with some AntiMatter-Crocodile-Neuron-Neutralizer Device that he made out of some spare garbage cans he found lying around. Thrilling. I hate Mr. Fantastic.