Goldie braves the subject of bi-curious friend action. Dear Mz. Richard:
I have a sexy problem. I have recently discovered a bi-curious nature within me, and I feel the need to explore it more. Now, the problem arises in that it is really only directed at one woman in particular, who is one of my best friends. I really want to make out with her, but I don’t know how she would react.
We are both fairly experimental and open with sexuality, but have never bridged the gap of bisexuality. And the other thing is, I just want some fun, not a relationship. Ideally we would just go back to being friends after. Is there a way to do this?
Horny For My Girl
Dear HFMG:
Well, this is a sexy problem. Oh mama, is it ever. I would venture to say it’s not really a problem, but more of a challenge. Unfortunately, I think you will have to approach this one like a man. You will have to use some trickery, and a well-tested technique of our dear Dr. Smoothmoves. Get her drunk.
This is the only way. I do not recommend just bringing this up over some girl talk, it will explode in your face faster than an 18-year-old freshman. Now, you have two choices, private drunken time, which may lead to more feelings than you’re willing to deal with, or do it at a party. Girl kissing is par for the course at parties these days it seems, and the hoots and hollers from the gentlemen in the room may ease her into it more.
Now, you know I would never, ever suggest tricking a woman, but in this case, it is a safe way of doing it. Just drunkenly scream, “Let’s make out,” then grab and kiss her. You will know right away if she’s into it or not, and if not she’ll be so loaded you can blame it on the gin. But if she is into it, then the possibilities are endless. I wouldn’t try going further than a little make-out the first time; it may lead to messiness in the morning. But if the make-out goes over well in her drunken state, then you can have a sober conversation or move it to private drunken time, and try to push the boundaries a bit more.
Now, as for the friendship part, I do recommend a little chat about what happened in a day or so, you can’t just let it go. You need to ask her how she felt about it, and if she was having fun then great, if not, you need to let it lie and apologize for your behavior, explaining you just had a weird urge to kiss her, it won’t happen again, blah, blah. But I hope for your sexy self that she is into it! Good luck hotness!
Until next time honeys, keep it drunken, keep it fuzzy.
