Mz. Goldie tackles the question on every woman’s mind, and in every man’s fantasy books.
It’s cold honies, and I’ve been keeping warm with a hot little number I met when he served me some hot chocolate, and then I served him a hot bj in the bathroom (who says making minimum wage isn’t a good life?). I hope you all have found a sweet one, or two or three to survive the long winter with; if not, get on it, all the good ones will be gone by 12:03 on New Years! Now, on to the question.
Dear Mistress Goldie:
I am a fairly open-minded 25-year-old girl in Saskatoon. I was watching some adult movies with my boyfriend and he seemed to get really excited at the “facial” scene. I don’t get it, the idea seems kind of gross to me. Is there something I am missing?
Thanks, love your article!
Wondering Woman
Dear WW:
Ah, the age-old question of the facial. Women have been trying to understand this one for centuries. I’m sure this is the real reason that Anne Boylen lost her head; she said “Henry, you’re not putting that shit on my face, quit it” and then he locked her in a tower. But I digress. The thing with the facial is, you either love it or you hate it; there is no middle ground when it comes to the funky stuff up in your grill, as the kids say. From a man’s point of view, there could be plenty of reasons why they love it. Power is one, they like the idea of disgracing you a bit. Now, don’t freak out, this usually has nothing to do with the guy being an asshole in the grand scheme of things, it’s just a sexual power thing, much like when you sit on his face. You do do that right? The other, most common option is that he is visually stimulated. The idea of seeing his love juice spray on your face turns him on; this is also the reason that when you look up while giving a bj, you’ll catch his eye — he loves to watch. Honey, the bottom line here is, it is quite a normal fetish, and unfortunately, the only way to see if you would be into it or not is to try it. Maybe, if you’ve never had the stuff on you before, you should try it in a more safe place first: tits, stomach, back, then move up to the face. And trust me honey, if you’re not into it, you’ll know pretty fast! I recommend it though, if you’re into the hot, dirty girl kind of thing, which really, deep down, aren’t we all, even just a little?
Until next time, cuddle up, stay warm, keep it hot.
