Trusting in the Truth
Trust issues are abounding this week; women are freaking out everywhere it seems. I get it ladies, with women such as my tempting self out there, there is reason to feel the need to sink the claws in. But give your men a break, and relax, as long as you’re still giving BJs you’ll be fine. You know I love you ladies, but I’ve got to say, I’ve been talkin’ to the fellas down at the Alpha Alpha Frat-Frat, and honey, if you’re not on your knees yet, get there quick, or there will be a bigger kitten to scoop �em up. Trust me.
Dear Mz. Goldie,
I am in ex-girlfriend hell! I recently got a new boyfriend, who was a challenge to nail down as he was trying to be sensitive to his ex. He still wants to be friends with her, which normally I am fine with. However, this woman is crazy! She is constantly calling and talking to him online and trying to pull him back into the game she is playing. I am sick of it. She is obviously jealous and trying to keep him under her spell, but it is hard for us to start something real with her always butting in. Help me!!!!
New Girl in Newmarket
Dear NGN:
Girrrlll, you have to kick that bitch in the butt. Seriously, I know it’s probably hard on her, because your man seems like a good one, but she has to know it is O-V-E-R. Now, this is tough to do, and you must tread lightly. You must never look petty or bitchy in front of this woman. She is looking for any reason to badmouth you to him, so you have to kill her with kindness. Be the bigger woman — the next time you must be at a mutual party or some such place with her, go on over and introduce yourself, saying something casual, like:
“Hi, I’m NGN, I know this must be really awkward, but I thought I would just say hi, and let you know that I hope one day we can all be friends, because (enter man’s name here) really values you. Breakups are tough, but I know you are the type of person to handle this maturely. Have a great night.”
She cannot say you are heinous or a terrible person after that, and you know what? That will bug her even more! I know it’s bad to be vindictive, but it feels soooo good sometimes, right?
As for your man, I suggest you tell him he has to cut her off, and not for your good, but for hers. This girl clearly is not over him, and never will be if he keeps feeding her attention. She needs to know what life is like without him, and how to be her own woman again. If he really values a friendship with her then he’ll cut her free, like the cotton in the fields at home.
Good luck with it, Sugar.
Until next time, keep it fierce, darlings!
