Happens so fast!
“Hot Town, Summer in the City” was always one of my favourite songs. It just seemed to sum up the feeling of getting all hot and sweaty with someone, then taking a cool shower, then getting all hot and sweaty all over again. Sigh. How I love this season!
Dr. Mz. Goldie Richard:
My boyfriend won’t cum on my face. In fact, he won’t cum on me anywhere, not my back or stomach or tits — nowhere but inside me. It’s really frustrating, because I love it, especially on my face. He keeps claiming that he doesn’t want to disrespect me and that it feels like he is degrading me, but I’m just screaming “CUM ON MY FACE!!!!” You would think that he would know that I love it and to just put it on me. But no! What can I do Goldie? I really just want a face shower.
Cum Queen
Dear CQ:
First of all Sweetie, let’s give your man props for wanting to respect you, don’t we complain all the time about men who disrespect us? Now we’re complaining about them when they don’t? But I do see your side of things; it is important to have a partner that likes what you like. I remember one gentleman caller who insisted on calling me “Momma” cause I looked like his mother. I was not into that, let me tell you!
What I’m trying to say is, it’s important. So, I suggest gently talking about it to him, not just screaming your requests in his face mid-action. I think you are frightening him a bit, and if he is the true gentleman he seems to be, it’s never going to happen that way. You need to tell him that you don’t feel disrespected, in fact to the contrary, you feel hot and sexy when he does it. Try to coax him into just trying it. When he sees how hot it makes you, I think he will slowly get over his fear. And really, I haven’t met a man yet who doesn’t get hot at the site of his funky love juice around his partner’s cheekbones. Just remember, close those eyes tight!
Dear Mz. Richard:
My guy is amazing in bed, we have great sex in all ways, but there is just one problem: he’s a terrible kisser. His spit ends up all over my face and he bites and it’s horrible! I don’t understand how he can be so good at head but be a terrible kisser!
Sloppy Lip
Dear SL:
Well my dear, I don’t know if you’ve ever done it, but kissing a pussy and kissing lips are a little different. A pussy already being wet and sloppy gives you a bit more leeway; a face on the other hand, well we’ll just let you be exhibit A. So, what do you do about it? Well, unless you want to pretend you’re really into prostitution role-play and pull a “Pretty Woman” all the time, then I think you need to talk to him. But put it gently, start with what you like, then if he doesn’t respond, you need to be straight up. But remember, men can be very egotistical about their moves. Tread lightly.
Have a good week babies, keep cool, but not dry, that’s never good!
Mz. Richard
