Seriously, sweetie — celebrate!
Oh my, what a week. All those sweaty, hard bodies really get a girl going. I haven’t been asked to so many threesomes since I started middle school! In celebration of the festivities, it’s only-gay-questions day!
Dear Mz. Goldie:
So, this weekend, it being pride, I hooked up with this guy (shock I know). It was a great time but the thing is that he is in an open relationship, and now wants to hang out as “just friends” and watch movies and such. I know that there is no risk of us dating as he lives in another city, but do you think this friendship is viable?
Post-Pride Confused
Dear PPC:
Are you joking? Honey, I have just one word for you: NO. Do you honestly think that you can sit in a dark room with someone with whom you have intense sexual chemistry and not end up with a cock in your mouth? As I said in my last post, being the open in an open relationship is tricky, so you need to learn the rules of his engagement and then make the decision of being friends or not. Or, if you’re cool with the just sex aspect, you could just jump him and see what he says. That’s the hotter option.
Dear Mz. Richard:
I have been in a serious lesbian relationship for 5 years now, and all in all the sex is good, but there is one problem. My girlfriend hates head: giving, receiving, all of it. I think in 5 years, we have done it 10 times. I do really love her, but this is an essential part of my sexuality and I am now thinking of having an affair just to get it out of my system. What should I do? HELP ME!
Headless in Halliburton
Dear HH:
Well darling, sounds like you are in a pickle. I have to say, I haven’t heard of many lesbians that don’t like giving head, and I haven’t heard of many, if any, women who don’t like getting it! I understand your pain, I can’t ever imagine myself in a relationship where tongue was not touching labia. I am assuming that you have already discussed the matter at some length as you are both women and that is what we do. However, have you gotten to the reason she doesn’t like it? There may be something in her past that is preventing her from enjoying it, or there may need to be some more examining of her sexuality on her part. I mean seriously, she doesn’t like sucking in poon juice and she calls herself a lesbo? Something else is going on there I think, and if that is the case you will have to be patient and help her feel as comfortable as possible and she will come around. If there is no underlining reason, in my mind you have two choices. I would never, ever encourage anyone to have an affair, but you may want to discuss the option of opening up your relationship to other partners, if that is something you are comfortable with. Or, you may want to consider if this is a deal breaker for you and if you want to stay in an unhappy relationship, sex is a part of a relationship (a big part) and it’s fair to get what you want there. These are your options baby, but an affair is not the answer.
Until next time sweeties, stay sexy, stay proud!
Mz. Richard
