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Xiu Xiu’s La Foret in review

Posted by music On January - 16 - 2006

Xiu Xiu Xiu Xiu\'s La Foret
La Foret
5 Rue Christine, 2005

By Andrew Nicholas McCann Smith

Xiu Xiu is one of the few fag bands around. The others remaining in the endangered species list are Peaches, Antony & The Johnsons, and The Hidden Cameras. Since emo took hold, male hipsters have become effeminate, metro, bi, and asexual: these hipster males are no longer aggressive mate-seekers and concert-goers. Blatant fag bands have become the reaction to this popular effeminacy. Xiu Xiu, a changing band under the direction of Jamie Stewart, has been at the forefront of the fag music movement since they began releasing shock albums such as Knife Play and A Promise, which features a naked Asian man on the cover holding a baby-doll to his genitals. Xiu Xiu’s genius seems to be the blend of touchingly sentimental shock lyrics and experimental recording techniques. Everything on a good Xiu Xiu album becomes blatant: from lyrics about dismembering parents and oral sex to hyperaware production of thick synthesizers and big percussion crashes.

La Foret is probably the tamest of their releases; it seems to lack the imagination and brilliance of earlier albums, like Fabulous Muscles from a year ago. The songs are not nearly as daring, and I swear there are moments where Stewart just copies sections of Fabulous Muscles. For instance, “Muppet Face” on La Foret maintains an almost identical chorus to “Crank Heart” on Fabulous Muscles. La Foret does succeed, in a kind of psychological closeness never quite felt in his earlier works. Knife Play was heavily distanced and character-driven; Fabulous Muscles was much more about the dynamics of a relationship. La Foret is an album of intimate pillow-talk and minor eruptions between a close couple. It begins with a sparse guitar and Stewart singing in his wispy voice. A xylophone enters with a cello. The melody is slow; harmonies are sparse; the song ends with a metallic crack of the xylophone. Thankfully, the production on this album is gorgeous: simple, effective, and clear. Other songs, like “Ale”, have just clarinets, vocals, and a bit of background noise.

Though La Foret is not shocking, its sincerity won me over quickly. Xiu Xiu’s sweet straining voice has left me listening to this album over and over — a strong release of 2005.

Hidden Gem: Blind Guardian

Posted by music On January - 1 - 2006

Blind GuardianBlind Guardian
Nightfall in Middle Earth
Century Media, 1998

By Sam Linton

Honestly, what could be more enjoyable than a power-metal concept album based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Silmarillion? That’s right, nothing could. Nothing could be more enjoyable than that. Blind Guardian’s first North American release is — start to finish — one of the most enjoyable CDs ever released. Well, not actually start to finish; the final track is just an annoying voice-over, but you can just skip over that.

From the album’s opening track, “War of Wrath”, which features the din of battle and clang of steel on steel, Nightfall in Middle-Earth sets the stage for a truly epic, truly fantastic, and truly geeky odyssey into adventure. What else is there to say? Great guitar work, great percussion, fantastic vocals (how often do you hear choral singing in metal?) and more standout tracks than you can shake a stick at! From the rolling drums leading into “The Curse of Feanor”, to the subdued piano and high-powered vocals of “The Eldar”, to the orchestral majesty of “Time Stands Still (at the Iron Hill)” (don’t these tracks just have the best names?), there isn’t a bad song on the entire album.

Seriously, whether you prefer your metal very loud or just sort-of loud, there’s something for everyone on this CD. Also, it provides a great alternative to actually reading The Silmarillion. I mean, why read over pages of dense and often cryptic prose when you can have it all in the form of a metal album? Sure, the non-musical interludes between songs can get annoying at times, but those are never longer than 20 seconds.

Basically, there is no way that anyone with a soul could not find this album enjoyable. I defy you to give this a listen without banging your head and throwing up a pair of horns. You will not be able to do it. It’s impossible.

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